My favorite thing about Atlanta is General William Tecumseh Sherman.

Yup. The one and only. RIP.

The only "true" Colts' fans are Ron Swanson and Andy Dwyer, and they aren't even real.

That's pretty funny. I'm from Austin, but I've never understood what sets us apart as far as live music goes - we don't really don't have that much more than any other major metropolitan area.

Are you being ironic (NOT IRONIC)?

If you want humorless, you came to the wrong site. Jezebel - am I right?

Worse than the "Redskins?"

Houston is so awful, it is often referred to as "The Houston of America." Also, this is representative of someone from Houston.

Shahid Khan and Blake Bortles #truedetectiveseason2

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