They’re sitting on 1/3 horsepower of lead-acid battery boosted war machine. I’d say they’ve got about a 5 month head start.

Nobody is gonna try and steal these kids’ candy.

Give her all the candy and you shall ride to Valhalla shiny and chrome.

I’m 26... where can I get one of these?

“I had a brother! A baby brother! And he was perfect! Perfect in every way!”

I don’t see it.