Arsenal

Since you are one of the Deadspin Idiots that taste-tested, then ranked, chain pizzas, which is it: the best (according, somehow, to your rankings) or trash? It can’t be both.

I don’t understand the fuss. Everyone they hire is a Brown.

Never forget.

I used to have some affection for you, Philly. Now you deserve to be smacked in the balls with a cheese ladle. Go swim in a dumpster pool, fuckheads.

I mean, you’re still gonna die. Happy Tuesday!

That Was Bad Football

This loss was tough to swallow but the object of the game is score more goals, not make more passes or take more shots. De Gea was amazing and maybe there were two penalties that should have been given, but with a 2-0-8 formation at the end, we should have more than one goal....so if this team shows up more frequently…

I bought Skyrim again on Switch last Friday and I have been playing it all weekend. Skyrim is perfect on the Switch. All video games need to be on the Switch. That is all.

+1 That’s Gould, Jerry! Gould!

Revenge is a dish best served Gould.

Okay, fine. Take your star.

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I’m surprised they saw it.

Fuck outta here with this take

Counterpoint - fuck Duke

The only upside for me has been the comic, almost Jetsian, level of blinkered ineptitude this was handled with.

Eli deserved his shot at 2-14. He’s earned that.

I’m not into esports myself, but seeing Deadspin commenters getting triggered by the mere presence of esports articles has become one of my favorite things on the site.

well he sure as hell cant go on the defensive amirite

Have you tried not cheating?