A Niners second round pick is basically a New England first round pick

Part of me hopes Luck is just staying out so he can help expose the world to the fucking clown fraud that is Chuck Pagano (who I firmly believe is in the camp of coaches who think their success is their doing and not the luck of having a HOF quarterback on their roster).

People who use custom ring tones are assholes. Just use the factory settings or, better yet, keep it on silent or vibrate. I use the McGyver theme song for mine.

I believe that move is called the deadspin.

I don’t know, chiming in on a soccer thread to tell everyone you don’t enjoy soccer is pretty boring and pointless.

Only 170 fans had the privilege of seeing this minute live, but thank god at least one of them had the awareness to film it.

Hollow_Log sent a questionnaire to his wife asking “in terms sexual experience how important is it that you orgasm?”

I think Godzilla speaks for all Nats fans:

Whoa hang on, did you just compare a quarterback getting hurt while choosing to play a SUPER FUCKING DANGEROUS game to a rape victim?

You are comparing football to rape, but I am the one....right.

Sometimes watching highlights like these makes me wish I lived in Cleveland so I could see him play in person. Then I remember Cleveland and decide highlights on the computer are good enough.

What? You’re an Arsenal fan and a Packers fan. You think that’s Purgatory?

I also can’t believe that they made another Assassin’s Creed that shares similarities with previous Assassin’s Creed games that sold extremely well...

I think Gruden choosing to throw from the shotgun on third and one twice in a row to end the half (leading to 14 points the other way) MAY have contributed to this “break out party”. But, what the fuck do I know, I am just a stupid Redskins fan. A very stupid Redskins fan.

Little Caesars: Come see our empty insides before we do the same to you.

I honestly believe Spurs have a better back line than United’s, but that’ll be settled Saturday.

This is an era in which Spurs can credibly claim ownership of the Premier League’s best striker, best attacking midfielder, best defense

Sports consultant: After poring over data, we have determined that high fives predict performance; both for teams that are ranked up high or those that are down low.

can we get some input from a team which hasnt lost twice as many games as its won this year?