I have to discount shameless homerism for this because otherwise I’d just pick a bunch of guys from my favorite team, like Joey Browner, Chris Doleman, John Randle, Randall McDaniel, Randy Moss (but not Cris Carter), and Miracle Year Randall Cunningham.

“I bet if I ran over Coach with the equipment cart, I’d get like a whole week off.”

What do analytics say re: GM Doc Rivers?

It’s sad fanbase Inception.

The sad thing is that both fanbases could be right.

I gave up on the Bears 2 years ago and recently moved to Jacksonville, Florida... I’m seriously looking into cricket.

WE WOULDN’T HAVE EVEN BEEN IN THIS SITUATION IF WE NEVER TRADED ORTON!!!

A front loaded NFL contract that they had no intention of honoring? They must have thought the NIH was a player.

I should save this for Monday, but it seems appropriate now.

I was on the fence about the star, but that last line got me.

My favorite part of the Niners’s downfall is it’s entirely self inflicted. They drove out a good coach who had a good quarterback (who was benched and pushed out) and they fucked up a perennial good team with lots of talent (and young talent!) to this disaster. They had what was quite literally the perfect situation…

USMNT wins the gold cup “US beats terrible team for meaningless trophy.”

Where is Billy’s article about the lack of Pro/Rel in the US women’s league causing the rest of the world to catch up to us?

I’m sure Pattinson’s highlights were THE REST OF THE DAMN BOOK

This was the correct response.

“The producers then handed Pattinson a copy of Stephanie Meyer’s Twilight that was highlighted at every passage where Edward smiled. Pattinson’s response? He sent the book back with added highlights (in a different color) of every one of Edward’s scowls.”

It seems he’s fallen

Maybe he went to check out the edge of the flat earth and fell off?

Cavaliers fans have nothing to worry about; the most foolproof strategy in NBA team-building is “Do what the Denver Nuggets did.”

:sniffs: She’s here.