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the reason clint is so ageless is because he realizes that this is no country for old men.

I guess if your name is César in America, you’re destined to do most of your work in the farm system.  

A seven-year gap between major league appearances isn’t exactly common. But when it does happen, there is usually something specific to answer why—there is usually a serious injury, or decision to walk away from the game that is ultimately reversed, or some other such circumstance that forces some of that time out.

The Sixers are so bad they didn’t even make the Eastern Conference Finals the year they made the Finals.

“My wife still loves me.”

For the love of god someone please tell me what the tanking has actually accomplished.

Really? You make a drug reference regarding how mellow Jamaica was and you pick Valium? JAMAICA?

Not when it’s a group stage tournament and the Mexican side needed the win to advance over T&T it’s not

The dive after Altidore gets up and nudges him is what makes it art.

Pictured: The victim

Neymar is currently the world’s second-best player...

“Neymar is currently the world’s second-best player”

Neymar is better than one of Ronaldo or Messi?

Please stop writing about soccer or things.

I bet you’re fun at parties.

Really nice article! Thank you for it. :)

That’s not reasonable.

Nah, they just extended his deadline so he can add another 6000 words to his thinkpiece on how the lack of pro-rel is the reason Matt Hedges is bad at running.

Bicycle kicked!

Did Deadspin finally kick Haisley to the curb on soccer coverage? Hallelujah!