It sickens me to see such a solemn holiday cheapened to sell - oh

I’m a big fan of that ESPN radio/TV show Gen-X Cracker Jagoff Who Played Professional Sports For a Time and Gen-X Cracker Jagoff Who Had a Different Career Path.

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

They’re getting the fuck out of the dugout since apparently that’s where the jackass is aiming with the bat flip.