Think this through.

Took me a few minutes!

*Whoosh*

The best big left-handed, set-shooting player in Seattle since Sam Perkins.

That is very clearly not a crossover.

Exciting news for the Cleveland economy, as the Factory of Sadness has now increased production for the 220th straight year.

You aren’t new to Kotaku, so the only reason you got to be clicking on stuff that you don’t want to read about is someone holding a gun to your head. Or just shameless idiocy along with a burning desire to bring no real discourse to the table. That works too.

When all else fails, remember: Zack Snyder is, has been, and will be a hack director.

I too get upset when video game reviews remark on the setting and premise.

*signed a salty nigger*

Sorry a gentle ribbing hurt you this much. Hopefully you father’s scotch and guaranteed six-figure job can allievate your pain.

That’s so weird, I’m working on a VR game about being an internet troll.

One of the major joys for fathers going to work is being away from kids.

LaRoche would apparently bring him on the team’s charter flights and let him take drills with the team.

The good news is LaRoche and his son can now spend the rest of the school year touring with the Trump campaign.

Not true...

Our local theatre is a VIP theatre where it is 19+, ‘cause they serve booze and food and stuff in seats.
We are horrendously spoiled and refuse to go to regular theatres, even if they are significantly cheaper, because teenagers are the woorrrssttttt.

Can we ban teenagers from walking in packs during daylight and night time hours?!

finally, also can we ban teenagers from going to movie theaters after 9pm???