“We’re grown men,” John Lackey said. “People in the stands can have a beer, but we can’t do what we want? That’s a little messed up.”

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These guys only complain because the new rules have teeth.

This is a really great strawman article, he was referring to KD talking about loving Boston as a city. Don’t know what’s whats worse, Simmons being Simmons or Deadspin slobbering hatefully all over his nuts

Except they refuse to advise or consent thus leaving us with 8 justices for what could be well over a year with some very important cases coming up. The Senate not doing their job at all is not the same as the Senate valiantly keeping that crazy dictator Barrack Hussein Obama in check for us voters. We actually…

Seriously. Dude was so whack that wikipedia doesn’t even have stats for him.

Wasn’t his initial cash injection 175 million, with more on the way? Not sure how much of that goes into the transfer kitty, and wage budget, but you have to think they’ll make at least 1 huge signing this summer.

Yep, this will be the first test of the new ownership to see if they are serious about wanting to bring Everton up with the big boys a’la Manchester City, or are just pretending.

Let’s all have a good laugh at Jose Mourinho who did not think Romelu Lukaku was of the required quality for Chelsea.

I’ll always laugh when I see Lukaku’s name, because I will forever associate him with one of the most overtly apparent displays of the USMNT’s mediocrity. When Belgium-US was still very much in doubt at the 2014 World Cup, both teams looked to their benches for scoring threats. Belgium tabbed Lukaku, who was then a…

C’mon!

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

I believe when it’s a pile that size you have to let them know in advance.

If it’s an extra pickup you can call it in. You get 2 or 3 of those a year.

I think they can burn the team in their yard, as long as they tell the fire department in advance.

Where I live, we have to get a $10 “bulky item” sticker for stuff like that.

If you dumped it into Lake Erie, it might make a good fish habitat.

Just dump them way down in the Flats like everyone does with their bulky trash

If you take it into Best Buy to be recycled, they give you a $10 gift card.