Tell Santa to put on some Bing Crosby.

10. Budsman

RGIII can be best described by his cumulative overthrown receptions net baseline against league low (CORNBALL) -Rob Parker

How do we get people to allow us to put camera's into their homes? Cameras that are on and recording to a cloud 24/7. Convince people to allow us to monitor their lives?Ummm...we charge them for the privilege. 2014 is the new 1984.

How do we get people to allow us to put camera's into their homes? Cameras that are on and recording to a cloud…

Mike Francesa,Dan Patrick,Mike and Mike,Colin Cowherd etc.The future belongs to Sports Talk Radio on the TV.

There is an appalling lack of Asian,Latino and LGBT Grantlands at ESPN.

Pat White's black?Jack White's Jack Black Francis Lance Henriksen?

Who's Jay-Z? The old guy or the older guy?

Will Miserable Shitehawk be posting an alternative?

I find a cheaper alternative is to eat chocolate covered cherries while drinking vodka spiked Natural Ice. The trick is swirling it around in your mouth.

Domino's used to taste like shit.Now it tastes like shit with a generous sprinkle of garlic salt.

+ One Eye

BooURNS-Berry

Well based on my last trip to San Juan the secret ingredient is cocaine.

The devil just reached down and grabbed those little raisins he calls balls.Just like his father. -Dolores Claiborne.

I'm not kissing Scott Glenn's anything.He is a scary man.He is a smoldering ember about to set off the explosion that will consume us all.And that's just his performance in "The Shipping News". He's a hundred years old and has a body that Iggy Pop would die for. Much respect but no kissy kiss.

The best week of Phil Mushnick's life just got better.

Gamblor strikes again.

I admit I enjoy KO's opening segment every afternoon.The NFL is providing material at the proper rate to insure he has more than enough fresh material to stay on the topic and still be funny.