His real name is Chester Pasteurized Processed American Cheese Food.

I thought owners were evil. C'mon Deadspin make up your mind.

I thought owners were evil. C'mon Deadspin make up your mind.

Currently, he has the third-worst WAR for a position player between the ages of the 33 and 34 in the modern era However,he also has the best WAR for a position player between the ages of 33 and 34 named Dan Uggla in the modern era.Thus Tim Sabean.digging into the stats a little deeper,might have just found a gem.

Cleveland Idiots/Atlanta Baes/Kansas City Chefs/Chicago Whitedoves. There. Only one left. We now return you to continuing coverage of the Malaysia Airlines crash.

No, Berman we decide where you sit and it's in the frontfrontfrontfrontfrontfront...

Seemingly every time we fired up the rental car to stock up on beer or get some bean-and-cheese-and-potato burritos from Pedro's (Christ, those rule).

I thought we liked him.Didn't we?Long time ago?

Another person spouting off without the facts.The man spotted at a nearby restaurant was Baby Baqrub a well respected Dallas area massage therapist who has no connection to Kalib Tweli.

He'll fit right in.A licky boom boom down. -Snow

He'll fit right in.A licky boom boom down. -Snow

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The Concourse is Deadspin's home for culture/food/whatever coverage. -Does i09 have a home for sports/girls/whatever ?

America has embraced soccer.We are gonna get the problems fixed(The injury time at the end of the game has to be displayed down to the second for everyone to see,revamp the offsides rule)and bring this sport into the 21st century.We will make it uniquely American.We will make it our own.

Sadly there's a great deal of discrimination and racism and this hurts me. Remember now when he was a kid everyone made fun of his name.

A Group Chub on Screamer.All I see is soccer.

Okay.Let's record Dolan next.Submissions will not be returned .Those submissions containing "JD and the Straight Shot" will be destroyed.

Thirty Vicodin a day?No.Not unless that player also has access to human/pig hybrids and the fresh livers they contain.

Bail Puck out jail,give him a big jar of peanut butter and send him to be Michael's roomie.

Well...time to google cricket.