Upon viewing the results of the MRI,Dez Bryant dropped Tony's hand and ran from the room.

Extensive knowledge of college football does not give one the ability to predict the future.

That old compromisin', enterprisin', anything but tranquilizing,
Right on ZBA

"Blengino said he was eventually phased out of decisions by Zduriencik, and was informed in August that his contract would not be renewed".For a guy who is versed in hot trends,Tony probably should have seen this one coming.

It's a Hickory Dickory Hard Dock life?

-1 hickory dickory dock

He's got 99 songs but I only know one.

Deer hunting gives way to drone hunting.No blood,no death and plenty of YouTube hits.

Let it go Mr Shandling.Let it go.

As a grown ass man I see no reason to complain.

Tha Air Force Academy has a soaring team?Gliders?Positive attitudes?Boundless enthusiasm?

You ain't big or bad,don't box or know karate,we respectfully request you put a spiked dildo in your body.- Cade Foster gets rapped.

Vodka flavors I wish I never tasted.Whipped cream,cigarette and Copenhagen.

This is why youth football is in decline.There is always one kid(no matter what age bracket) who is twice the size of everybody else.How do you safely tackle him?You can't.You get crushed.HaHa look at all those developing brains he's damaging.I hated PeeWee football.

Why is Al Trautwig looking for you?

Limited addition vinyl in a leatherbound jacket.

I think he was too much of a pothead for murdertown.

+1 for even finding your post in the thick gray mist.

The Hall of Fame season should be about great careers, brilliant moments, the historical record, and the memory of strong, winning play, not about some asshole from Deadspin agonizing about how he can't understand old people.