Could be worse.His daddy could have named him Bud.

His real name is Rupert Pupkin.

Gomes also punted seven buckets of fried chicken and a Bobby Valentine bobblehead.

Or even The Matrix.

I want to see one...just one...brilliant red barchetta

Saban Jell-O faces rated.Burneko let's go.

+1 gas face

Bloody Kate Upton,witchcraft and gasoline soaked police officers are one thing but driving off in a CHEVY?No.Ford is a corporate sponsor of the Derek Jeter brand.They would provide a Mustang.

*And 1 large diet coke.....

"I've read this article three times and I still don't know how make a pimento cheese sandwich."-Philip Junus McMichael

"Redskin face is acceptable as well,and I like it best."-Daniel Snyder

WTF.Why did I laugh?+1

Now if you'll excuse me I'll go set myself on fire thinking of what the success ofd Skip Bayless means to the next 20 years of sports on TV. I think ESPN would prefer/pray that you think of Bill Simmons.

Olberland rising.

That's the guy.The last one.We got him.We finally got him -NSA

Incarcerated Bob?He is implying that he has information against a number of players at Ole Miss.But,Incarcerated Bob.

Jim Halpert looks like hell.He should have never married Pam.

I think Simmons just won a bet.

Mom.....MOM!!!...You are embarrassing me.

An astringent analysis.