If I were the Olsens I wouldn’t want to spend any extra time around Candice Cameron no matter how much they were paying me.

Just don’t mix ammonia and bleach together.

I’ll let you in a secret. Raphael Orlove and Alissa Walker are both just pen names of Jason Torchinsky. I’m on to you, man.

a stack is aproximately 1 diabetus

Cheryl Tiegs used to be a spokeswoman for Virginia Slims cigarettes so I think I'm gonna take a hard pass on her advice for what's healthy.

Props to BMW for making such a rigid chassis; the back still retains the shape of the car.

It’s Mazda SkyFunZoom

Morris Day is the guy who should be suing everybody. It seems like every other song my middle school students tell me they love sounds like an “Oak Tree” rip-off.

He’s afraid of them.

If “more theatrical” means haphazardly done without any concision nor focus, as is typical Lady Gaga fashion, then we agree. Anyone can be theatrical, but Bowie had purpose and precision, and while Lorde’s tribute was just a montage, she seemed to have at least understood enough to actually make it about Bowie, not an…

Perhaps it was not so much about Lorde as that this one actually was about David Bowie; with a montage of David Bowie; and David Bowie’s vocals.

People used to snark on her for having a high SAT score and choosing to make pop music. I think it’s quite clear from the way she writes that she is a smart woman, and a caring woman who wants nothing more than for her struggle to produce some sort of lasting positive effect for all abuse victims. She certainly has my…

Please Please Please put Clarkson in Snickers commercial.

Dear Wendy,

For fucks sake.

It’s a weird, weird world we live in. I’m sure it’s a well-meant gift and one much needed for legal bills. However, it is so odd to me that we are at the point where press releases about goodwill gestures and gifts have to be issued or else the public and peers will accuse you of being a false friend or bad feminist…

This tweet about Dr. Luke is my personal favorite. Especially considering Dr. Luke was one of the producers on her breakout Since U Been Gone:

Oh thank god someone is doing the commercially reasonable thing. Won’t someone please think of the profits?!?!?

RIP. One of my favorite quotes from To Kill A Mockingbird: “I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It’s when you know you’re licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what. You rarely win, but sometimes you…