Tori Kelly who? But yes, a ball of twine deserves a new artist award more than Megan Trainor.

Yeah, I get you. I agree that she’s definitely not like, a feminist icon or a brilliant feminist thinker, or anything. She’s like the Target of music. But as far as reactions to a guy saying some gross shit about you in an album go, I just don’t see why this is being judged as “insufferable,” and why Kanye’s misogyny…

Maybe Anna Wintour will be inspired by this to grow a pair of ovaries and tell Yeezy he has no talent for fashion design.

I think Duncan burned her on Twitter:

That was the worst fucking tribute I’ve ever seen. It was all about Gaga. And she’s so full of herself that it was distracting the whole goddamned time.

The Gaga tribute was everything I feared: Messy, off-key, all image and no music, all about her. MEH at best, insulting at worst. Sorry, Bowie. You were a legend and you got an extended Gaga For Intel commercial. You deserved a hell of a lot better.

Holy shit I recognize 5 of these names. Time to die.

Here I am eating my February 15th, 75% off CVS chocolates

Finally, the external facing claymores we’ve been asking for.

Can we agree that Deep Blue Something’s song “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” is good?

Alright, fine. Now I see him as James Bond.

“Secret Muslim goes on television and makes a white woman cry.” - Fox News

Which pair?

It will have a differently shaped hole for the gasoline nozzle and run off iFuel (TM) that you have to buy from the FuelStore (TM) at the fair price of $4/gallon. You might see the same truck filling the tanks at the FuelStore (TM) that you also see at the gas station across the street, but we promise that it’s…

Or, when replacing a damaged muffler, the entire car will realise a part has been changed, and brick itself. Thus rendering the car unable to be used, and you must buy a new one.

anyone else just exhausted by the news this week?

is that a folder of records in a brown awd wagon? winner winner chicken dinner! I’ll give the guy 20 benjamins and he can keep the change NP snoop approved

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The dude is just wrong. He looks old and has a soulless musical theater voice. And he gives me creepy, closeted vibes. I don’t trust him.

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