Me after reading that headline:

Myá: I would probably dive off of a cliff after giving up meat and sex too.

Robbing 1 rich person gets you 20 years in jail.

throw a bucket of water on her and see what happens.

I would argue there are only kid’s tables at the GOP debates.

You just miss the perfect title and the obvious pun for the album;

Where do I sign up for the “Kardashian and friends”-free version of Tweet Beat?

Kanye West doesn’t care about women people.

“Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraftJalops from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerialautomotive battle in the history of manracekind.

I have the slightest hope that Jalopnik has at least an ounce more of morality than Gawker. And even then, they normally try not to be very literally the first comment.

I was told there would be no math.

I hear those things are awfully loud.

1. EXT. Cottage by the lake.
Feb 2016. Early morning. Porch. 30something blonde woman bangs on cottage door. Door creeps open. Legend’s face peers out.

GOLDIE: Goddammit. Is this about Fabletics again? If it is, you better consciously uncouple yourself from my porch.

Wasn’t there just another story about how they tried to write something for Bowie and he also turned them down? Take the hint, guys.

This will not end well for Thomas

Lady G did a shiny job (we all continue to forget, and continue to be pleasantly reminded, that she has a lovely, capable voice), but I realized in re-watching Whitney’s performance why it was so perfect. She smiles the entire way through. Like, with this effortless joy. You know - she smiled a lot while she sang.…