This will not end well for Thomas

Lady G did a shiny job (we all continue to forget, and continue to be pleasantly reminded, that she has a lovely, capable voice), but I realized in re-watching Whitney’s performance why it was so perfect. She smiles the entire way through. Like, with this effortless joy. You know - she smiled a lot while she sang.…

I bet Peyton will get credit for this, too.

I am slightly hungover at work and watching the Beyonce video on repeat til lunchtime.

I cannot even count how many Superbowl Half Time shows I have seen, upwards of 35 and this is bar none the worst ever. Not Beyonce, not Bruno Mars, not Coldplay, it was the melding of all of them. It was lackluster, stupid and desperate.

Long Snapper: I’m almost positive this is a fish.

I know one man who would give NP

Let’s see, there are 17 people in the picture.

Didn’t have the sound on while watching this clip, but this movie looks like it might be pretty good with a fart reel.

before they begged him to be a good boy because he has so much potential as a “force for good”? They seemed more hurt than angry. It was like how could one of the vipers they had nursed at their bosom smirk at them! After all they had one for him in terms of deregulation!

The way I see it, you can go down in history as the poster boy for greedy drug company executives, or you can change the system. You have detailed knowledge about drug companies and the system we have today, and I truly believe—are you listening?

Things about time that may or not be true, ranked. 1. Time is a human construct to mark the days between heavy drinking. 2. Dancing can help give you the time of your life. 3. 121 Jigawatz 4. Parsely sage rosemarie and time. 5. Donald duck used an old times clock and was still late to all his social get togethers.…

I just want to add that parents aren’t the only ones who need flexibility. Primary caregivers (read: usually women) of other adults (e.g. sick parent, spouse, sibling, even friends) also require flexibility. This is an issue that can effect anyone, regardless of their procreative status.

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA KIA!!!

Man who beat you?

FINALLY I’ll be able to correctly badge my tC as the Avensis, the underlying generic family sedan that it has been all along!

That isn’t feasible. It is outrageously unlikely that we will never need it again. But in the event of global warfare, we must have a means of drafting our able-bodied to fight. I say this as the daughter of a conscientious objector who fought in court for his right not to go to war (he was the son of pastor, the…

She can fuck off with feeling sad that people don’t want to buy her $1200 pussy vapor cleanse.

After seeing Channing and Jenna in Lip Synch battle I am fascinated with them and hope they stay together forever.