They also understand the true value of bananas.
“I hope my son sees early on that not everyone gets a trophy,” said Bristol Palin, a person who is famous because of her talent, hard work, and thoughtful insights.
It’s bright orangish yellow, right?
Pity not the balls for they toll not for thee.
Oh my god, the rest of the world has discovered otherkin.
Aw, jeez, come on. I identify with sloths, but I’m not Rachel Dolezaling myself into a sloth, the way this chick is into a cat.
I really want to not like Leo, but he just gave the Pope Hieronymous Bosch...that takes balls. Plus, what’s not to love about his triptychs? Every art history nerd loves Bosch in a way that overwhelmingly has to do with him painting a big, hilariously detailed ‘fuck you’ to traditional Northern Renaissance painting.
Interesting fact about that Camaro- The visibility doesn’t change when you brush the snow off the car.
*aren’t any *grammatical errors
The 2 bolted into Rob’s wing and locked the door
Just to be clear, this appears to be A Thing. Human beings, usually in their carefree teenage years, are drinking…
“Ellie Goulding almost drowned”
Done
I volunteer my Asain uterus because I am determine to dry up as a feminist liberal cat lady. When I die I am leaving everything to planned parenthood and having a viking funeral/waxed me made to look like lady liberty
Please! It’s no kitten.
Her stripper past wasn’t a problem for him while he was sleeping with her for years. Ugh he’s the actual worst. He loves Kim because her personality is so damn pliable, he can mold her into whatever he wants.