Pity not the balls for they toll not for thee.

Oh my god, the rest of the world has discovered otherkin.

Aw, jeez, come on. I identify with sloths, but I’m not Rachel Dolezaling myself into a sloth, the way this chick is into a cat.

I really want to not like Leo, but he just gave the Pope Hieronymous Bosch...that takes balls. Plus, what’s not to love about his triptychs? Every art history nerd loves Bosch in a way that overwhelmingly has to do with him painting a big, hilariously detailed ‘fuck you’ to traditional Northern Renaissance painting.

Interesting fact about that Camaro- The visibility doesn’t change when you brush the snow off the car.

*aren’t any *grammatical errors

The 2 bolted into Rob’s wing and locked the door

“Ellie Goulding almost drowned”

Poothers?

Done

I volunteer my Asain uterus because I am determine to dry up as a feminist liberal cat lady. When I die I am leaving everything to planned parenthood and having a viking funeral/waxed me made to look like lady liberty

Please! It’s no kitten.

Her stripper past wasn’t a problem for him while he was sleeping with her for years. Ugh he’s the actual worst. He loves Kim because her personality is so damn pliable, he can mold her into whatever he wants.

I am a Nigerian prince attempting to flee my country. I have much money. Stop me if you’ve heard this one before...

“Tell us who HondAnonymous is”

I AM HONDANONYAMOUS.

I, for one, look forward to a “Deep Fried and Frosted” sub-blog here on Jalopnik.