Late ‘90's high school me is crushed ;)

And now she’s an Ac-tahh, as well. Come sit by me.

I found that her Tony Bennett duets and national anthem felt like a Broadway character playing a part, selling to the cheap seats. The feeling of involvement and authenticity from the earlier stuff is missing.

I hated it. Gaga does Minelli doing Bowie. But I also thought her Sound of Music tribute at the Oscars was overly affected and show-casey.

This is why friends don’t let friends watch Criminal Minds.

Hi, my name is Gadget, and Sam Worthington gives me trouser-tingles. *whimpers in shame*

Should have stopped after the second ‘Beetlejuice’.

Come sit by me.

Fire it into the sun a la ‘Sunshine’?

Nuke it from orbit. That’s the only way to be sure.

I’m sure that’s been kicked around before.

Oh, Demi. You can be the most confidant confidante to ever confide, and Poot’s still gonna get a Barbie before you do.

The sins of the father, visited upon the offspring.

They’re like Kegels for your brain.

Can someone explain why in the blue hell the information was kept private?

Never ever ever ever leave a gun loaded. Safetys fail, dogs knock them over, small curious hands find them.

And there was one where the dog dies, which is even worse.

Yeah, we might get PMS-y and push the button. -_-

A pony in every yard > a chicken in every pot.