8/10 would watch.

I think with maybe a cute skirt instead of shorts, we mere mortals could pull it off.

How do I calculate the speed at which mine just retreated farther into my bra?

I thought that by reading until the end, it would make sense. And yet I still sit here, feeling confused and rather old.

...DAMMIT!

You are still not incorrect.

I would give a pass to Donald Sutherland in Animal House.

She was Lois Lane in the first Really Bad Superman Update.

Looks perfect for wine-soaked hatewatching on Netflix.

I like you.

Ottolopnik!

Thanks- I’ll check it out.

Self-presents are important too! One day I'll knit the other sleeve for a pullover I started a few years ago. One day...

I gain more and more respect for Stoya every time I read something by or about her. Her writings for Vice are well worth reading.

A new winter hat, out of a light gray DK merino-angora blend threaded with tiny silver sequins. Cables and lace stitch worked off a cabled band, very Ice Queen. How ‘bout you?

I knit while binging, so hopefully that brings some benefit to the ol’ noggin.

Eh. I’ll read this after I finish S2 of Dexter.

Oooh I gotta go pick up some lottery tickets!

Well rein it in a bit.

I’m pro-choice and anti-capital punishment. I’d love to see this as well.