The wine is -properly- called Penis Egregious. Duh.

As a rally- lover: oops. As a professional conservator: ouch. At least they weren't with GreenPeace?

(redacted joke envoving ex-spouse). Sweet shiny space thingy!!

Cher doesn't care, and neither does Hilary Crosley! It's like you guys don't even want a readership base anymore.

....And I'm getting divorced. Where's my emergency night cheese?

All-Grey Reading Club: what's new for you? Revisiting Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil.

Ran my first 5k today- 37:02. Ex-husband came out of the ether to 'like' all the race-related things on FB.

I have a large dog. I buy shit from places. Justification complete.

There was a plot?

No 'flag', no Gadget see. These are the rules I just made up.

Own that queso. No shame in my cheese game.

Normcore is dead! -I'm not dead yet- Well, you'll be stone dead in a moment.

Tattoo guy looks like Tom Hardy in my head. Also, as a demi-old (early 30s) new to the dating thing, does online dating work? Is Tinder just for hookups? So many confuse.

Martha versus Gwennie is like a bizarro world Highlander. There can be only one!

Martha's shade is crafted from the braided tails of her Friesians, egg whites from her coop and her coop only, and an artfully mismatched array of vintage glass serving dishes. It's a good thing.

Wow- I was just thinking of scrounging up a copy of Dicey's Song.

I need no enticement to cry. Not looking for a pity party, but I need to vent. Ex husband keeps showing up, new interest keeps vanishing, shattered my foot training for a 5 K, grandma died, and my 26 year old sister is battling breast cancer. Dealing with chronic insomnia, and Ambien CR wears off in 4 hours. Any good…

Reminded him that 'You just dumped me, dumbass' and hung up.

Marriage equality in NC!!!!!!!!!!!! That's really all I have to offer right now.

Not only did he need a ride, but I was supposed to drop him off and leave.