My childhood ballet teacher was an extra in the dancing scenes!!!! I still get spaghetti arms over my two degrees of Swayze.

No hope of making it out of the greys, but Aeon Flux paired with Afghan Whigs.

Dear Mara:

....is there something you need to talk about? 'Cause I once carried a friend down the Blue Ridge Parkway after he was convinced a polar bear was going to eat us. I live in NC.

.....unless they're the brag-worthy kind. Deal?

Here's to Rigid! The tool company, not the...... oh dammit. That's exactly what they meant.

I deal with anxiety issues, and it's caused work and social problems for me. When I shut down, I feel guilty for being that way, which only makes it worse. An ourobouros of symptoms. I did medication for a while and hated feeling like an automaton. I finally had to trust certain people enough to let them know when…

Also, forgive me if this is a breach of protocol but it would really be nice for someone to let me take the black...

Hanging screen doors and sipping whiskey. I separated from my husband in Feb, and just broke up with the guy I met post-split because I like him too much to complicate his divorce (which I had nothing to do with). Being a grown up sucks- back to power tools & bourbon!

Re: Tyler- How is spending time tweeting yelly all-caps life advice considered productive? And yes, there is a hypocrasy with me taking time to comment.

It's astounding.......

Now to grab the trusty knitting needles and attempt to make Riri's dress. Neeeeed it- the yacht will have to come later.

My future ex husband is on my phone plan, and has a grandfathered unlimited plan. I did feel bad that he might lose that when I separate our lines into different accounts. Not anymore!

Given the War Machine news, Chrissy Teigan's gave me a bit of the squicks. But Amber Rose's baby is making me tick even louder. (Btw, not a burner. The name amused me.)

I would love to see it as a Choose Your Own Adventure.

And my dog will pick up the fart-torch.

Her contributions will not go unsung.

Well, it's nice to know I have a few years left in me. Seriously, dude:

Well, he is a ROUS.

Singer of filth!