I suspect J-lo's Icecapades costume came complete with a built-in Wrath of Khan chest.

North Carolina... Yes. I can verify this.

Fine. I'll say it. Ewwwwwwww.

He was a jackass for laying everything out for public consumption. Pillow talk should be private. But at the same time, as I've been running 100+ degrees fever for 6 days with no reason, I'm going loopy and the idea of someone reading me stories sounds awesome. Apologies for the run-on.

Cheap-ass Suave coconut conditioner makes for an excellent shaving cream.

I admit to being a bit side-eyed when she took up with a married man (which was just as much on him), but she seems genuine in her beliefs and I respect her for that.

I Wanna be Tardy Because of Tom Hardy

That's no moon. That's a space station.

I don't believe in wasting energy on hating really non-essential things. There's too much real bullshit in life. But, to each their own I suppose.

Eh . I still refer to that Smiths sing as the 'hang the dj song'. Gets the point across.

I still have my 20-eyelet Docs, waiting for their day in the sun.

Let's make a deal- I'll graciously ignore the scunchie revival if I get to bust out my velvet dresses and combat boots.

I walked out of a certain New Orleans shoe store because of the snotty salespeople. Walked out, went down the street and dropped no small amount on lingerie because the sales lady was friendly and helpful.