quick play is for practicing heroes.  why would you be a dick and report people for not worrying about team comp in quick play lol.  jesus

uh, if you want to play a competitive shooter....wtf are you doing playing fortnite

dad, ur not a lawyer.  what are you doing here

dear deadspin:  no1 cares about ur crusade against barstool.  i wouldnt have ever heard of them if not for you and bringing them up all the time comes off as desperate.  its just weird, frankly.  

maybe you didnt know streamers make a living off of attention

publicity stunt. as everyone knows, people are known to call the police when they find a backpack and phone instead of just taking them lol

he’s clearly gay himself. he’s very confused.

and having an awesome year

it will be v funny when the mom cant find the baby where she left it and/or abandons it lmao

click the writer’s name and see what else he’s written. he’s like the embodiment of the kotaku eye-roll cliche. i guess they bring that stereotype upon themselves hiring people like this though.

A-fucking-men! I love rerolling new characters in rpgs and having a totally different experience. I feel like it gives my characters identities. Having everything available almost feels like playing with a cheat code or something—sure it’s convenient for mindless fun, but it always ends up being a hollow experience. …