Damn it, two comedy legends in the same week. That fucking sucks.

...I honestly couldn’t disagree more about the discussion of RotS events happening offscreen.

I don’t know man, getting career years out of D.J. LeMahieu, Gio Urshela, Cameron Maybin and Mike Tauchman have to count for luck in the positive ledger...

That Wikipedia entry is completely wrong. Just utter made-up bullshit. 

It’s very cheap and it makes Peter look like a whinny cry baby

Around season 3 the party realizes they aren’t strong enough to take on the final boss so they will spend the next 2 seasons on some god-forsaken island endlessly fighting the same boring enemies to level up.

I like that you don’t have a problem with a radioactive spider bite giving someone spider powers but all of this other stuff is a deal breaker for you.

I’d prefer if they tried the Radman Theory, meaning the entire franchise would ollie off a cliff. 

Sorry fellas, gotta go, I have an Alexander Pope lecture to give at Queens Community College.

Wonder how the Tifa vs Scarlet bitchslap minigame will play out in the remake.

I usually don’t like to pass judgment on 19-year-olds, but holy hell is Olivia Jade tempting me. I didn’t know that she existed half an hour ago, and now she’s skyrocketed up to Martin Shkreli-levels of insufferability.

The Jets can’t even overpay anyone anymore

Great, if unpleasant (sort of the nature of this subject), article.