While the suspension is a bummer, we should be congratulating Tate for getting to raw dog it with his wife.

+10 end zone yards

I said above, Kill Bill was the one that turned me off from his work entirely - the relentless hyper-gorey violence was just too much for me, regardless of what he might be paying homage to (some manner of Asian kung-fu cinema, I think I recall?). I still love Pulp Fiction, and I admittedly had forgotten Jackie Brown…

I will always love Pulp Fiction, it’s one of the few movies I’ve ever bothered to actually buy. (Though I think it might actually have been a gift.) Regardless, Kill Bill (I think the first) did it for me - I have no affinity for whatever Asian-influenced over-the-top hyper-gory violence he was going for, and it just…

1. He’s not great, but Eagle is good enough; the best thing about him, though, is that when he does CBB he’s paired with the greatest-named color guy of all time, Jim Spanarkle.

It’s like a vault... you know, for when you’re going to yank your crank down at the wank bank.

And the bison was saying “weird flex but, eh fuck you kid - yeet!”

Goddamnit you beat me to it. (Pun ... well I hadn’t intended it, but I like it.)

You call this “the loneliest home theater in the world,” I call it “the most luxurious place dedicated to cranking it to porn in the world”.

AP clearly wasn’t paying attention to that advice, otherwise he wouldn’t be the fall guy for his own financial problems...

Man, that headline had me thinking ol' double-T had given in to the earthly temptation of a premarital handjob...

Yes, the gray ‘meat’, the weird congealed grease-pimple things on the patties, the occasional unchewable bit buried inside... my guts are churning just thinking about it! (And of course I ate the shit out of them, because I was like 10 and thus dumb.)

No worries - I actually enjoy that it turns out this is a widespread college urban legend from the pre-social-media (and almost pre-internet) days, and that’s why I couched it the way that I did.

I knew someone who claimed to have seen the same thing at one of the dining halls at the University of Maryland, back in my undergrad days there. “Grade D-But Edible” is pretty well seared into my brain as a result.

As memory serves, that pizza barely qualified to be given the name. And the burgers were always both frightening and with patties quite possibly made from something very far from being beef.

I guess the prospect of unlimited Chinese prostitutes just doesn’t have the caché it once did...

You know what the troops ALSO have? Not just grit and not just MOTOR, but INTANGIBLES !!

It makes sense that he would be more interested in the college game - I’m sure QBing in the NFL really put a crimp into his ability to meet and date teenagers.

Not to make light of this (and I feel the same as you - love and fucking hate this sport simultaneously), but when I was an undergrad at Maryland it was a running not-really-a-joke between all of us that if something happened to one of us requiring an ambulance ride to the hospital, the main job of the others was to…