Petchesky was just canned, unbelievable.

Neat.

And you can’t mustard a SINGLE yard.

Sheesh! Back to back comments about Gawker’s mobile website. I’d estimate that you’re about five minutes away from calling ex-girlfriends.

Counter:  Missed go-ahead kicks in the final seconds of games are indeed the reason why games are lost.  Because you see, if the kick had been made, they’d have won.

Sorry, no.  This was a great catch but has nothing on the Bekham catch.  Get serious.

this is both impressive and more recent than the ridiculous OBJ catch, but it is by no means superior.  

Her lack of oxford commas enrages me.

Also humble and brave?  The Oxford comma.  

Dying in a fire is better than having to listen to someone tell me why Aja is the best album from the 70s. 

Does Talking Heads count? I would understand if the answer is no, but it’s rock from the late 70s/early 80s and I like them. I feel like they should count and be above Billy Joel (who is self obsessed toilet water).

Once I saw the placement of the Mac and Heart I stopped reading it.

A good follow-up would be to list the only 2-3 songs by each band played on the radio. (Hendrix - Purple Haze, Watchtower; AC/DC - Back in Black, Highway to Hell, You Shook Me All Night Long)

Fleetwood Fucking Mac at #2?

Bob Seager- the Bruce of Michigan

The weirdo critical reevaluation of Steely Dan is one of the worst things online. They’re terrible. 

I appreciate your support, but you are wrong. Pink Floyd and the Who are good. I stand by my statement (which is unassailable) that STEELY DAN SUCKS SHIT.

Outrageous Omission:

Alright, let me just say this once so everyone knows the truth: just because something is complex and difficult, doesn’t mean it sounds good. I guess what I’m trying to say is that STEELY DAN SUCKS SHIT