godzooks
Godzooks the Drunken
godzooks

Turfucken 

wat’s really funny is if you read just a little more, there’s an explainer:

Not everyone wants or needs to mount $400+ PSSs on their daily drivers.

ok so please tell tirerack they don’t know what they are talking about mr stig as this is just a dumb take

I watched the game last week and can tell you why. 

It is!

Username checks out

Didn’t even know till coupla mins ago, Today is Saturday. Saturday! Where did the week go?

Dragon’s Milk White for me this evening. It’s honestly a lovely compromise between the 11-12% standard Dragon’s Milk and a standard milk stout—and at 6%, I can have three or four.

...tried to do that with a four pack of regular Dragon’s Milk once.  Didn’t end well.

Bless you, Godzooks. I’m almost there :)

A Muchacho, Chill Pils, or Blanton’s for me tonight(hit the upper 90's again today, down from hottest in the US 103 degrees earlier in the week, so leaning towards a frosty Muchacho).

I spent the afternoon reacquainting myself with Kirin Ichiban. Not  really my style of beer but work was buying so 🤷🏻‍♂️

I actually day-drank today (OK, some pretty weak-ass wine but I have a shot of whisky in front of me). I am still disturbingly sober. Very sober.

this be mine!!

Contains 11.2% of the joy juice!

Selamat malam

My ex was an alcoholic, and in my manual everything car she used to kick the side mirror with her foot out of alignment in a drunken stupor, as well as forgetting regularly to roll the window back up once she was done with it. This is AZ, where the air coming in resembles the air coming out of an active convection oven

Yeah, having to fiddle with the switch a dozen times because you only want it open an inch or two, but the damn auto opener keeps trying to open it entirely or shut it entirely and you have to try and jab it just at the right time for the amount of open you want. Better to have to hold it down, so you have better