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Rudy Giuliani looks forward to 9-11 like Jason Voorhees does Friday the 13th.

1st Gear: Wall Street sucks. “Oh noes, you’re trying a big restructuring that will take a while to play out? You’ve got an EV deal with VW that might turn out great? Who cares! Let’s look at your quarterly numbers and see how you did over the last three months... Off with your head!”

I’d argue that Cadillac still outsells Lincoln by 50% and that GM with the Bolt has a much better knowledge base of how to build an EV. The closest Ford has was the Focus EV and when was the last time you saw one of those.

Absolutely love this song. Now I wish I had the excuse of being on drugs in the UK in the 90s. Instead I just endured endless mocking. 

Pearl what? All I know is the Bird is the Word.

I'd be quicker to downgrade GM than Ford. At least Ford has figured out how to make a luxury vehicle and still has their EV tax credits

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Ford, please take it from Phats and Smalls. They knew 20 years ago that you’ve got to turn around.

I bet she didn’t see this coming. 

“Ha, ha, ha, they’re your clothes, motherfucker....”

I don’t know if there’s ever been a more appropriate use for this gif.

Others have already pointed out the very real danger that Trump will appoint someone even worse than Bolton as a replacement (given that the preeminent qualification for any position in the White House at present appears to be a willingness and ability to gently massage Trump’s mushroom/ego at every opportunity), but

Took me a while to realize he’s sitting in a wicker chair. For a minute there I thought Powers Boothe was in Calgary and couldn’t decide between a Flames game and the Stampede.

I see you guys put me back in the greys. Very cool.

Eric. It’s gonna be Eric.  

I imagine Roose is available.

Gary Busey.

You’ve been hoarding that headline, Rafi! Admit it! And today is the day. Well done.

That’s not even the best part of the Black Rod tradition. At the opening of Parliament they come to fetch the House of Commons and, as part of tradition, get the door slammed in their face.