I’m extremely confused by all of this. He tried to fight his boss and has on multiple occasions refused to show up to work, and Deadspin’s biggest bone of contention seems to be that the Raiders are being unfair by not guaranteeing his salary.

Thank you for this. Deadspin has been caping for AB during this whole thing when it is 100% AB's fault. None of the other hundreds of players have his problems, but somehow this is all the Raiders' fault. 

I know it’s hip and cool and edgy to blame the Raiders for this, but I fail to see how they’re in the wrong. This ALL is 100% in Antonio Clown’s hands. 

Aeronaut in Somerville, MA. You can get crowlers from their taps!

OUCH!

So my partner accidentally slammed the car door on my ring finger last week and it cut halfway through my finger and broke the last bone straight in two. ON MY DOMINANT HAND. Now I can’t fucking do shit and its driving me bonkers. I have legit never broken a bone in my life. It still hurts like a bitch when I have to c…

Thanks for the propaganda tankie. 

Unfortunately some one had to take up all of the slack. Likely the same ones who covered for everyone else during the holidays. Sorry I’m not more jovial, but I am fairly intelligent (fairly). But every morning when I leave my home I am swimming and treading in a sea of human stupidity. I’m imprisoned in the “Florida”…

T-minus One Hour until the pain stops.

It’s kind of funny in an ironic way. It only posts on these Friday goodbye threads, and it never misses.

yeah. it was strange to see so many taking PTO all week long.

I would run down to the nearest train tracks and see if I could find a CSX heavy-duty pickup with retractable rails. It might be a longshot, but when the roads are clogged with traffic and looters, that’s the last place I want to be stuck. I could drive on the rail OR along the railbeds on the gravel. Or the roads.

#UnGreyMBCock

lol yes lets sign someone and then suspend him for missing practice so we can shoot ourselves in the foot. And yet, he’s going to play Monday. (that is, until he has a problem with the vending machines and calls out the team). Insane the mind-gymnastics involved to miss the common thread in every single bit of AB…

It’s a pretty appropriate slur for the circumstances

Today on the surreal public affairs program The View, Pamela Anderson, most recently an outspoken supporter of Julian Assange and a woman whose politics are actually quite good,

How long can Deadspin ignore the fact that AB is at fault here? The over/under currently stands at 4 insane outbursts....

you can see why they figured nothing would happen. previous events like this just bought the companies in question a second or two of publicity. Captain Marvel didn’t see a blip from the people screaming about how it was anti-men, Chik-Fil-A saw nothing meaningful from the backlash to their anti-gay shit, and the…

Not cool, though.  Racial epithets are racial epithets.

Get a Genesis.