There's 0% chance Trump knows what hummus is.

Try this seasonal beer from Boulevard Brewery. It’s spectacular. Beware the high abv.

The worst kind, but definitely not the worst of the worst kind.

Ok, sure.

The Bears lost and Trubisky blows and they're going to waste this incredible defense because he's bad. I don't usually invest much into sports these days, but fuck this realization fucked up my mood today. 

Don't hold out on us now.

You can pick up a 2 BR beachfront condo in FLA for under $200K. So... I dunno, half of Splinter readers?

Oh, I dunno. Class of ‘72... marine. Went down in a chopper accident. Did his 4th year from a hospital bed.

It’s not that easy to find what percentage of nurses are unionized, but from reading several sources, it seems the maximum is about 20%.

Mrs. Godzooks is a RN. For years, I have been telling her for years that the nurses need to organize, and she finally agrees with me. Nurses often work in awful conditions, they have too many patients, they are treated horribly by doctors and management, and it is not unusual to be ordered to work without break or…

That’s a George Lucas name if I ever heard one.

NP

It’s better than I thought it would be. Smooth and creamy, a little sweet vanilla from the bourbon, light hops.

It’s a Catholic school in Chicago. Don’t really want to say which one. 

The driver was spotted speeding away.

Yummy

Fuck man, no time and a half at least?

It is very nice if you are in the mood for more than 2.

Congratulations! Enjoy the weekend!

Which ones? I packed (2) 6-packs in the cooler last night for little Godzookie’s 1st football game of the season, and some jagoff raided my fuckin’cooler for 6 of them.