I really tried imagining President Obama suggesting that the United States should buy Greenland. I did... but I couldn’t.

This is basically every Long_Voyager thread, except it’s usually regarding Chrysler minivans.

I read Jalopnik daily (and comment occasionally) because I enjoy reading about cool and interesting cars. I have a 2012 Town and Country (that sucks) and a 2013 Lincoln MKT. Like *most* drivers, I live in the city, so my commute is slow and I’m surrounded by traffic. I dig having the 365 hp Ecoboost Lincoln, even…

Don’t worry. Nobody is going to take these reality TV show people seriously.

Kenickie disagrees

I stick with “fuckin’ jagoffs.”

Then Tom informs him that he’s German-Irish.

Look at Rockefeller over here!

That he was able to kill himself is unconscionable, and a total failure. There are actual people who have to answer for it. The guards and their bosses MUST be held accountable. 

The best, and I’ll hear no arguments about this.

If you call someone “Fredo” you’re either calling him weak and stupid, or a guy who bangs cocktail waitresses two at a time.

I gotta believe this thing is almost done.

Whoa, whoa. You misunderstood my comment. My point was that good guys with guns (I don’t want to argue about cops goodness/badness for the sake of this discussion) were there, acted quickly, and it was still goddamn horrific, nullifying the ggwag fallacy/fantasy.

Welp, they killed him within 2 minutes, so the GGWG did pretty ok, but what happened in those horrific 2 minutes... even fuckin’ Shane couldn’t do a thing about that.

This is actually really delicious. Margarita-ish sour, 10% abv.

I like to get a little drunk in the evening, and I had to make a promise to Mrs. Godzooks 15 years ago that I would never drink hard liquor again. High abv ale is my jam. Here’s my current 12.9% go to (while it lasts.)

Is it time to cull the herd again?

Just for fun, I checked the package. $50/hr on the check, $41/hr fringes (H&W, annuity, pension)