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I bought mine in ‘97, and it seemed like I had it a long time, but I got a new job and leased a Lincoln LS when they were brand new, in 2000. They were both nice cars. 

Long_Voyager disagrees. You must’ve been putting the wrong transition fluid in there.

The trans in my T & C shit out at 83K miles. 

Fuck, my 1st car was also a ‘95 Cougar! Cobalt Blue! That was a nice car.

It’s such a sweet rig.

David Corn is my go to lipless guy.

How does Chuck Todd keep his job? He has zero gravitas, he asks weak questions, he smiles and laughs when he should be serious. I don’t understand it at all. Nobody thinks he is good at his job.

*See Tim Ryan

I guard against being TOO Irish American, but those pipes get my Irish up in a good way. I used to live a few houses down from where one of the top pipe bands practiced. I’d just sit on my front porch with a beer enjoying the hum. 

Bagpipes are good. There, I said it.

This comment section ought to be limited to exactly 1 comment.

My current vehicle sports the EcoBoost V6, and it’s a great engine! Exactly what I was thinking.

I’ll eat my fuckin’ hat if they put a V8 in the Bronco.

I’m fully aware that the Impala is dying a slow death, but it’s a very good big, safe, comfortable, powerful (yes, 305 hp is plenty) sedan. Perfect daily driver for a large adult who lives in a metropolis and has to drive to work in traffic.

6' 4" here. It’s almost not worth it to travel by air because of how brutal the seating has become.

Nah, we have to eat them.

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