it's developed an immunity to iocane powder

maybe if the journalists stopped dropping their friggin glasses this never would have happened

honestly I think this specifically is why I still haven't completely registered him as president. it's too crazy. feels like he's filling in for someone competent because the bus drivers are on strike and they're late

RIGHT?

learning that show was created by R. L. Stine was a revelation I still haven't recovered from

the editing of that clip was crazy. they were playing doop-dee-doop 'hilarious' trombone music when she was walking around and introducing herself, as if that made the payoff more inspirational

I miss when Susan Boyle was the annoying thing on the internet people would never stop talking about

tremendously, even

it's only its first season and it's derailing harder than Heroes

the *picks nose, eats it on camera* presidency

SIMPSONS DID IT

fake news!

we are living a nightmare, right down to the surreal dream logic

Rise of the Planet of the Apes of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

oh FUCK THAT

man I would frigging KILL to see those guys live, they were kind of my formative favourite band

I should've seen it coming, but based on the earlier seasons humanizing the character so much I never expected this series would make me have LESS sympathy for Saul Goodman

not as bad as Connquest, I guess?

*its, not it's

it's weird cuz they're just dumb babies (mean to babies. babies can learn languages real fast) but they are so goddamn prevalent on the internet it's hard to just ignore. I hope it's just society growing pains and we get over it during my lifetime