While watching the FIFA World Cup a few weeks ago, my boss noticed players sitting in race car seats, and ordered me to figure out why.

Just nerf double shot-gunning. I don’t mind dying to a pro who is good with aiming, but double shot-gunning side steps what should be a relatively slow and locked-in rate of fire. I mean, how hard would it be to implement a carried-over rate of fire between shotgun switches, potentially leading to a slight delay on…

This is his “I’m not black, I’m OJ” moment. He’s going to end up in prison.

Wait why is it called “Orange Shirt Kid” dance, it’s existed before him correct?

Yep. Nah. Not his dance. This dance has been a meme for like a year or two.

Also basketball games are way shorter than football and baseball games so the sentence would be fulfilled in less overall time.

Sounds like you’re trying to equate “cunt” to the n-word. Let’s not do that.

If you’re insisting we switch the current administration with the Spurs front office...I’m not sure, but I’m listening.

It’s not even in Tampa, you dolt. It’s across the bay in St. Pete, and nobody who lives in Tampa has ever not known the difference. How do you not know what city your own team plays in?

yeah why ask for a port for the best selling platform. Im sick of people that can’t afford a switch and then start trolling.

PUBG = DOTA
Fornite = League of Legends

Today, you became American

Any reasonable Giants fan was rooting for Philly.

I’m from Sweden so the only thing I know about american football is that I fucking can’t stand Tom Brady

Nope, sorry. I’d even root for the f***ing Cowboys before I root for the Pats at this point. I’d have to violently purge my stomach afterwards, but...

Nah.

No.

No offense, but I hope the Jaguars Defense, Fournette, and Blake Bortles (lol) beat the Pats so bad that you cry and pee.

The world needs a Nick Foles vs Blake Bortles Super Bowl.

Close, but if 2018 is as malignantly fuckawful as the its two predecessors, we’ll get Brady-Keenum in a 52-3 blowout.