I thought an eagle punch was when you punch someone in the stomach right before he climaxes causing them to screech and flap their arms.

Segata Sanshiro and Ryo Hazuki together in one game!? this is like a match made in heaven.

Just this once, I’ll let her speak for me. I really do not give a fuck about the whole nontroversy surrounding her, and I think the wastoids who make a giant issue out of every female who’s involved, no matter how tangentially, in gaming make me want to puke . Oh, yes, I know, you have reasons for hating her. She…

Pretty sure that’s Gene after he’s finally reached his limit.

I love that they try to reason with you. And maybe lay a slight guilt trip on you while they’re at it.

Imma let you finish but Enter The Matrix and A Bug’s Life were some of the best movie tie ins of all time

Nothing wrong with freckles. But moles- yuck. Get that shit lasered bro.

I read The Game a few years ago. One of my Dude Roommates had it, and was like “read this shit, it will definitely piss you off and also I know you and your sister are obsessed with the VH1 show The Pickup Artist.”

Thank you!

Did they manage to make his face smaller? WTF? But points to his lawyers, he looked a lot younger and nerdier in his court gear.

Well, he must be relieved that he can now ditch his “jury-friendly nerd” costume and return to his original “lax bro” look.

This was amusing, I enjoyed it.

This post wins all the Kinja

I can feel it, thousands of Kotaku posters furiously typing the word “entitled” again and again.

Dear Men.

Dear Men.

I read it as “Large Hardon Collider”