Jeff Gordon’s Rainbow Warrior.

This is so misleading, as usual. “Kill you” is just how Aaron Hernandez refers to losing weight.

Follow-up: Can you also please give better background on the players you’re naming? “Chris Paul ran out of gas”, “James Harden on the bench”. Who the fuck are these people? What is their motivation???

Yeah, and how come you’re assuming that we know how basketball even works? Is it that hard to include something like “whoever scores the most points wins the game” or “the Rockets are the red team”? I know people will tell me to learn something about the sport before I try to read analysis, but gee whiz man, could you…

Bradford, Sam (feelings). Out 6-8 weeks.

3rd gear.

Clearly, this is no laughing matter.

You'd think someone this upset about the OK City bombing would focus on players endorsing Vans.

All Day I Dream About Salvation

ESPN BOTTOM LINE: Wilson 0-4 when targeting God.

This isn't anything new. After Super Bowl XXV, Scott Norwood kept shaking his head and muttering "God hates FGs".

I'm very confused what "remove hands, shift to forward" means.