What about Mark Davis’ helmet though? 

That Betty White meme is going to be the answer to anything and everything for quite a while longer, I’m afraid... Do we even want to imagine the scenario if the colour scheme were reversed? I kinda don’t.

How in the F**K does a judge release this scumbag back on to the streets?!?! He has already admitted that he does not have the “Impulse Control” to NOT attempt murder!!

Absolutely no to Season 3. Season 2 was completely unnecessary, although it wasn’t as bad as it could have been: specifically, Meryl Streep may be the only person in the world who could make Mary Louise a credible antagonist rather than a mustache-twirling villain. Despite everything, she and Kidman made that…

big little payoff

First rule of being a feckless suit: you don't talk about being a feckless suit.

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

Of course Europe makes you better. Spend five minutes with anyone who studied abroad and they’ll tell you.

But if she teams up with Goop...

That sentence defuriated me.

Devin Hester taking it to the house on the first play of the Super Bowl was the most joy I have ever felt as a Bears fan. Shame they had to end the game right after that play and nothing else happened.

The only Problems I have with Social net...

Maybe not, but who in their right mind would use Facebook in 2019? 

Man I wish Google had never killed G+. For tech and RPG nerds that place was awesome. And none of my family or in-laws were there. RIP sweet prince.

I don’t know, “loop” seems kind of silly. Maybe they should try something else. Do you think “circle” would work? 

Is it playing a game of chicken with Mercury & Venus?

Just to make sure we’re all singing off of NASA’s hymn sheet:

What a spit in the face to the troops. Dozens of brave soldiers made it their duty to testify against and prosecute this evil fucker, and President Trump just flushed their hard work down the toilet.

Each team should get a set number of Crime Points that can be assigned to individual players as crimes are committed, and once a player reaches, say, 51 Crime Points then a graduating set of punishments would be assigned by the league based on the player’s total Crime Points over a 3-year period. After 3 years, the…

Aaron Rodgers is Petty.