Anyone alienated by this is alienating themselves

Okay? Bruh, he’s making a recommendation, with some guidelines and caveats. Chill.

This is the most important one:

right? guess he’s never had a tight connection in ATL. I’m either running my ass off or waiting 2h in that airport.

Alternatively, a simple answer to all of the above:
I’ve been sitting in that uncomfortable seat for hours and my legs/knees stretching.

I’ll bite.. as a heavy travaller, while I can’t (and won’t speak for EVERYONE on the plane, I can give some reasonable answers to this):

I feel pretty confident I could have done the falling over part

You’re surprised that Deadspin ignored something that would’ve been fixed with video replay?

Not defending the team at all here, but I am surprised that more seats=less legroom. I highly doubt they added rows and instead just made the seats narrower to fit more. If I had to guess these seats with more padding and a less upright position took away the legroom, which wasn’t much to begin with.

$10 for a jar of marinara? Must be nice being part of the 1%

“Remember Grasshopper...bone only hot actresses and supermodels...not old porn hags”

Patriots domination of the NFL. Don’t limit yourself.

Yes, because failsons of successful men never get opportunity after opportunity despite failing every time.

This is the worst episode of Ballers ever. 

The Giants don’t deserve Saquon Barkley.

Follow-up observations have revealed that the object has a hyperbolic orbit

I mean, it’s not like we have a precedent where manufacturers of addictive, harmful substances agree to a multi-billion dollar settlement in order to consolidate thousands of lawsuits and avoid decades of litigation over their deceptive marketing and sales practices.

Thumb injuries are a lifestyle choice, people aren’t born with them.

Maybe his conversion therapy buddies can pray him back onto the field sooner.

Street dealers vs. Drug Kingpins. The Sacklers are El Chapo with Republican protection.