Random look-in at any Chiefs’ internet forum commenters in regard to any off-field issues with their players side they identify with

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.

12. Actual dolphins, who didn’t sign up for this shit. 

Bill Belichick will sign him next week and he'll be a three-time All-Pro for New England

“Ross throwing a fundraiser for a prominent racist”

my beloved wife was crying her eyes out in the bedroom because she’s a Colts fan

Kevin, I respect you and you’re probably my favorite contributor across all of GMG, including your video appearances.

I can’t really imagine a player or manager saying something worse on a hot mic than what Trevor Bauer says on social media.

I think you’re underrating “Hawaiian Tebow.” Sneaky good burn there.

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

Please don’t go to Memphis, Drew. We almost lost you once already.

Repeat after me guys, it’s not too late:

there hasn’t been this much fuss about a second Schutt Air since the JFK assassination

Appauling reversal here.

he’d have spelled clutch right with a 4 yr degree

I picture the other gymnasts after watching her routine just shaking their heads and muttering “ok, now she’s just fuckin’ with us”.

She needs to be tested for a performance enhancing radioactive spider bite.

People often LOVE garbage though.

Bullshit. I vividly remember just how much I despised that awful movie before even leaving the theater. And most of the people I knew who remembered the originals from their youth (I was a little young for Episode IV, or as we used to call it “Star Wars”, but Empire and Return of the Jedi were somethign I had seen in…

It does have a very “Bobby Valentine’s fake mustache” feel to it. Which I respect.