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I always feel like I can defend my prestige television habit to a coworker, friend, or other adult. Like, if you’re not watching Westworld, the problem is you, not me.

... people do that?

I have this problem allllll the time because I usually pre-load tv shows or Netflix (now that you can!) onto my iPad. Started The OA on a flight a few months back, totally unaware of the show’s premise or content, and definitely felt weird during an unexpected sex scene on an aisle seat.

It is astonishing to me how many people don’t know that alcohol can legitimately go through airport security. Done it more times than I can count.

Hey guys, we have the best Stretch 5 in the league!! What should we trade for?! OMG LOOK A BACK TO THE BASKET CENTER.

That is not a spear. That’s not even a closeline. He basically just almost missed a tackle.

Yeah. He might get there if he keeps improving like he has. But Iverson is an all timer, whether or not some people liked him.

In the anything-is-possible world we live in, how shocked would you be to find out that Trump has literally had Melania branded with a big ol burn of his name? 5%? 10%?

I mean, I can’t speak for what that guy did, but I used mine yesterday and I bought it in October of 2010 when I moved for law school. Zero problems.

I mean, I can’t speak for what that guy did, but I used mine yesterday and I bought it in October of 2010 when I

I feel slightly differently about a defensive player dropping an interception than a receiver dropping a pass, although I admit they are related. But the receiver is a professional pass catcher, and, perhaps more importantly, is supposed to know the offensive play. Two huge advantages. Finally, I don’t think you could

I have always thought football needed a type of error statistic to account for interceptions that are the result of drops. It’s ridiculous that a ball that hits the receiver square, gets tipped up because the receiver can’t make the play, and lands in a defender’s hands is counted against the quarterback.

Look, I suspect you’re probably right. But is it so bad that I WANT him to actually be a totally normal pickup basketball player? Like, searching in vain for some shred of goodness left

That’s my favorite thing about this clip. Goldberg is such a beast he has complete confidence he can chuck this human being, face first like a missile, 15 feet to clear the rocks. Doesn’t even miss a beat.

I mean, those sponsors could pay them.

I wish I had any faith that more than 1% of America had any idea what stagflation was. Like, I don’t even need you to get it right, I mostly just need you to believe that it’s a real word. That would be a start.

Always the over

The 25th Amendment only provides protection if both Mike Pence and a majority of the cabinet, currently being stocked with similarly batshit crazy people, agree that Trump is out of control. It’s basically useless as a safety valve unless he actually suffers a stroke or something and is physically, visibly disabled.

And as I’ve said to friends/coworkers/associates who have espoused similar things: that only works if you have any faith in those limiting features, because neither United States Congress (enforcement authority: Capitol Police) or Judiciary (including the Supreme Court) (enforcement authority: U.S. Marshall Services)

I’ve always thought that they should split the baby if they do it because yeah, in boxing gloves, Floyd can do what Floyd has always done and take it to the cards.

He’s not saying it wrong, because he’s not disputing causation. He argued  causation, but he’s pointing out that Pagano has the cause and effect parts backwards. That’s not at all the same thing as suggesting that the correlation between two stats (wins and rushing attempts) may not be causally related, because it’s