Exactly. You think a trained interpret could manage to make up such perfect Trumpisms?

Seriously, even assuming you can’t rewear a blazer for a second day, you can’t send dry cleaning out once a week? That saves you 15+ blazers worth of closet room. This is just terribly space inefficient... which I guess shouldn’t surprise me from a guy who used all his top lottery picks on seven footers.

Yeah that’s batshit. The Greek Freak is one of the best nicknames in ages, and that’s before you even consider that The Juice is, and will always be, hall of fame running back/hall of fame slasher movie villain OJ Simpson.

Hoooollllddddd me back! outbursts are my favorite thing basically ever. I can’t wait til they start becoming a thing in office environments, along with entrance music and pyrotechnics.

On paper, I was conflicted. Then I watched both video clips, and it’s impossible to not feel like Dez came off cool and in control and Josh came off like a whiney little bitch. I could give two shits less about either one of these teams or the NFC east, but I rather enjoyed Dez roasting Josh in the postgame interview.

In a city (in)famous for its nightlife, how the fuck did this not become the Vegas Nights?

Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t that also the second interception of the game for Bortles that went off Marquise Lee’s hand(s)? Mind you the first one, while thrown too high, was definitely still a drop; this one was just an atrocious pass.

Also because if you write about/read about/play video games at all, you’ve almost certainly been exposed to the toxicity between console and PC gaming communities. Some dude who happed to be stupid good on a console got trolled by a PC gaming troll, and that dude dunked all the fuck over him.

Can you imagine if he had a real (and/or alive) quarterback? He’s been nothing short of spectacular when you consider the guy basically just made a position conversion in the NFL.

I mean, the 0-16 Lions managed to go winless and they had fucking Megatron. You figure he should be good for at least 1-2 “not gonna happen this week” wins a season, but they were that damn bad.

Winston is the Vegas favorite for next-buttfumble, right? Just slightly ahead of Bortles?

I am quite certain that Marvin Lewis and Bill Belichik have had their jobs longer than Mike McCarthy. Although Marvin Lewis’ ass is totally getting fired as well.

Oh, I mean, there’s no doubt they are taking the high road here. My point is more that the emailers don’t neccessarily deserve that high road.

I really don’t think it’s doxxing to publish letters sent in directly to that press unredacted.

Totally gonna do it with tarrifs. And that’s totally not going to make the prices on everything they buy that’s made outside of America go up. MAGIC! AMERICA IS MADE TREMENDOUSLY GREAT!

Might work better if she didn’t redact their names

It is impressively Michelle Obama of you to redact their names.

I have absolutely no idea what kind of torch she’s using (doesn’t appear to be in the post), but if it’s not properly browning her meat (which it appears it is not), it’s not doing its job. Plus she said the small flame was a problem, which the Searzall addresses with its wide heat diffuser.

This is deeply reminding me of the first time I heard Master of Puppets.

I’m disappointed you cancelled the spatchcocking; that strikes me as the best possible way to get a mostly whole bird into a sous vide, and leaves it largely reassemblable for presentation sake.