I like my Griddler. It’s a neat toy and useful for certain things.

I like my Griddler. It’s a neat toy and useful for certain things.

Or, you know, Foxboro doesn’t have parabolic reflectors over the stands to artificially amplify the crowd noise.

You’re probably right. But that doesn’t make it any less incredibly stupid to alienate your most electric young player when you’ve got a young quarterback who desperately needs to keep this elite receiver in an emminently winnable division that you could dominate for years to come if only your players don’t get…

There are so many different spicy comments on this post, I love it. Mike Evans needs to shut the fuck up if he didn’t vote? You get a star! Mike Evans can register to vote in fucking Florida? You get a star! Mike Evans shouldn’t have to apologize to the military for something that is totally unrelated to the military?…

These decisions aren’t made in a vacuum. If you’re Ben McAdoo, shouldn’t you be asking yourself, is my offense better than the Bengals defense? And isn’t everything you saw in this game (especially how the defense played right into your trap) screaming yes, yes, yes?

How did you not have stars.

As an expat who lived on a small tropical island for over a year, I can assure you none of the white people there (myself included) had the first fucking clue how to open coconuts like this. A (rip roaring drunk) native accosted us at our Fourth of July cookout while we were futiley hacking away at coconut husks with…

You could show up and on game day just declare the entire roster inactive. No way that would incur the Ginger Hammer’s wrath whatsoever.

I mean, I think if the Jets forfeit the game doesn’t get played, right?

Clearly, you underrate the potential for all time Jetsy Jetsiness

Honestly the Broncos would be scary as fuck if they had Tony Romo right now. I don’t know the (probably massive) cap implications, but I would be mildly surprised if no team had kicked the tires before the deadline last week.

You left out “hitting people”

I’m still not sure I root for him, and I definitely wasn’t rooting for him in the fight (mostly because Alvarez looked so overmatched and probably needed whatever karma he could get) but man oh man has this guy perfected his wrestling heel persona. I don’t think anyone has ever delivered an arrogant fuck you better…

I bought RDR 1 on a whim because I was bored and needed something to do. I was never a fan of GTA or any sort of open world games, and even since I have barely played any of them.

You know,this entire console cycle I have pondered outloud “what could convince me to go out and buy a console at this point that I would never use?”

In fairness, Deadspin is largely a rhetoric site. It very rarely claims to be a source of hard hitting analysis.

In a very strange way, that three letter “nah” was the most comforting thing I have read in days.

Oh shit I was expecting a link. REWIND MYSELF.

Wait, what the fuck, back up, you blew through a huge stop sign there: Myron reccomended using table salt instead of kosher salt on your smoked meat??? Whathowwhyyyyyyy? Please explain.

Uhh.