Races that have previously been bought and sold as livestock in this country: 1

She referenced treating him, quite literally, as they do livestock. And then castrating him.

You don’t watch a lot of football, do you? The kicker always finishes their kicking motion, whistle or not (happens every time a coach uses a timeout to try and ice the kicker) because trying to stop your motion while your plant leg is spiked like that carries a serious risk of injury. This is discussed probably 1/3…

Glad my officemates didn’t ask why I was laughing this time. Did not want to explain/play this video clip.

That’s not even their good can-opener. I bought their side-cut model over five years ago and it’s still works every bit as perfectly as the day I bought it. Bonus: no sharp edges.

That’s not even their good can-opener. I bought their side-cut model over five years ago and it’s still works every…

You left out my favorite stat: 141 postseason innings pitched, 0.70 ERA. In the postseason. Against only the best teams of the year. That is fucking bananas. He is properly viewed as the greatest relief pitcher of all time and I STILL don’t think it’s enough.

Biggest World Series collapse, maybe. The Yankees, quite famously, lost an ALCS that they were up 3-0 and had Mariano Rivera on the mound, with a lead, in game 4 and 5. Say what you will about Andrew Miller, he’s not in Rivera territory.

Anyone else think this is an oddly conspicuous Grady Little reference? Like, a thinly veiled “Joe Maddon I was going to fire your ass over wasting Chapman in game 6 and blowing this game but now I can’t because you got away with it in extra innings” shot across the bow?

Please don’t.

I am clearly not the Cruel Intentions expert in the room, but didn’t this movie involve a step-brother and step-sister wagering a luxury car against (strongly implied) anal sex? You did not want this show to be on NBC.

Oh please. First those sound like some big “ifs” for a team that’s already had some big losses. Even if you assume Kentucky is a joke and does its part (not a given), Florida would have to lose 2 of 3 games it should win (something they have not done this year) and Tennessee would have take care of business for a…

Wait, what? There’s a travel day. Chapman is absolutely available after a day off. He’s proably not available to pitch innings again, but he’s had 48 hours rest for a win-or-go-home game.... he’s available.

Fucker used vertical video, so the full arc of the projectile is offscreen. HORIZONTAL VIDEO ASSHATS. HORIZONTAL.

You’re assuming Jamie Collins has the locker room. I think this is pretty good evidence that he didn’t.

Wait, iOS has this feature built in for bluetooth enabled cars? Please explain... I lose my car all the time and did not know this >.<

Wait, iOS has this feature built in for bluetooth enabled cars? Please explain... I lose my car all the time and did…

I’m a huge chili fan and a huge sous vide fan but this one just doesn’t feel like a good idea. You’re not going to get any browning, you’re not going to get caramelized sugars, and you’re just going to end up overcomplicating something that is extremely easy to do in a slow cooker.

I really thought this article was going to be about those angle-tilted BWW koozies and the sad Bengals fan on his laptop at a wing joint.

I mean, bases loaded and no outs is literally the worst possible situation to be brought into. Escaping that without allowing a single run is extraordinarily rare.

Almost has to be, right? He’s soliciting benefits. Meanwhile, yes, that’s obviously bait for the NCAA to suspend him. It’s a trap to get his message out even further and I expect the NCAA to walk right into it.

There’s also the little fact that at many public universities, if you declare residence when you move there you end up with in state tuition for your later years.