Don’t cite Bourdain. When asked what he might serve Trump, he famously replied “hemlock.” In 2001 he wrote that anyone who visited Cambodia would want to beat Henry Kissinger to death with his bare hands, and last year he followed up by tweeting that he regretted many things he had said, but not that.

Why would you pass up the opportunity to harangue someone like that?

Jingoism is a helluva drug.

That face, that face. Exactly like the sad trombone sound.

Hunter is asking judge to bar testimony by his wife (...) to embezzle $250,000 (...) for lavish lifestyle including his 5 mistresses

That’s what I don’t get. Like...the guy most likely broke the fucking law, doing those “dirty politician!!!” things those idiots vehemently oppose IF THE OTHER SIDE IS DOING IT. But not their guy, no siree.

Thank you thank you thank you for saying this. But there is also blame to be put on the assholes who go along with it. It’s called “Hero Worship” and it needs to fucking stop.

Nothing says “I’m innocent!” like requesting your wife not be allowed to testify.

The look on his face just about made my week.

You could drive through the middle of Florida State’s campus on a Sunday morning and not see a walk of shame as brutal as that one. 

It’s always the smuggest assholes who look the most pathetic when they come face to face with protestors. 

Why do you hate America?

LOL @ the MAGATs gamely trying to defend him in the replies to those tweets.

Hail Hydra!

Yeah. I feel bad for the artist. He did his best and didn’t realize he was being played for mockery by someone else who has entirely too much money on his hands.

*vape

You gotta love the six people who showed up to support Duncan Hunter, especially the drone repeating semper fi. Also, who wants to stan a guy like that?

Man, every aspect of Duncan Hunter’s life seems to be going up in smoke.

All he is is vape in the wind.

Digging the “Semper Lies” sign. There are so many a-holes who were/are in the military and point to their “service” as a “get out of shame and consequences free” card. Just because you slap on a uniform doesn’t mean you’re Captain America.