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goddessoftransitoryrisesasaphoenix

That, folks, is from the Jerry-Netherland Classic™ collection. All 100% true.

I’m going with the classic “fell out a window”. 

Playing Elvis, which dozens of actors have, can absolutely make a career if done well. Kurt Russell catapulted himself to the A List when he did it in the 1979 biopic (he’d previously been stuck in hokey Disney fare) , and Jonathan Rhys Meyers similarly lifted his status (and picked up a Golden Globe) when he did the

I also have the ability to leave and work out of my office 6 days a week, as do countless other Americans. It is popularly known as “freedom” which, and stay with me here, you’re not supposed to have when you’re in jail.

Yes - and that deal was particularly egregious on so many levels. Worse, the U.S. attorney who was responsible for the deal is now Trump’s secretary of Labor.

I like this idea as a giant FU protest. Either that or encourage everyone to say they are a citizen to throw off the numbers for the future GOP ads about how there are so many non-citizens are in the country.

“In the end, Epstein served a little over a year in jail, with the ability to leave and work out of his own office six days a week.”

I think so, since it’s federal court - because the girls were transported across state lines, I’m not sure that local DAs will be able to file state charges.

Let’s do it! Someone with more friends than me will have to start though, I know like five people, so I cannot spread the word very far.

I was thinking a) there should be a campaign informing people of this or b) there should be a campaign for everyone to answer that they are a non-citizen.

And that van full of ICE stormtroopers idling on the corner is just part of regular patrol operations, you betcha. 

The super racist part of the job was just fine by them. It took the fear of having a giant L on their career records to make these cowards jump ship. Cue the craven opportunists and political lackeys to take up the noble cause of white supremacy...

My understanding is they are getting swapped out because their credibility is shot - the admin now wants to claim that the june deadline for starting census printing was erroneous, after the previous lawyers constantly used that deadline as a reason for expediting the case.

Reminder: those of us with the time and inclination can apply for jobs as census takers and remind folks that they are not obliged to answer this or any other questions beyond the basics.

Just a friendly reminder, if by some miracle they get the question in there, you don’t have to answer it, your census will still be counted. 

He may fall down a few flights of stairs or fall out a 10th floor window or maybe he will eat some radioactive food at a cafe. There are so many creative ways to commit suicide.

He’ll fall down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.

It’s like rich people who hire a decorator and BRAG that they spent $18,000 on a $3,000 dining room table. You don’t do these things unless you are ok with buying in to the elitism of the whole charade.