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goddessoftransitoryrisesasaphoenix
goddessoftransitoryrisesasaphoenix

I suspect it's simply that she shoots her scenes for several of these assembly line Marvel movies, and when the films come out about 3 years later (after being thouroughly CGI’d), who can remember one from the next? 

My first thought! Fashion royalty Lauren Hutton right in the center of the same picture and he didn’t notice or bother to mention her?

You think Gwyneth would be interested in a $50 crystal?

To be fair to poor Gwyneth, it’s not as if they shared any scenes together. Perhaps if he came out with a line of Winter Soldier vag eggs, she might take better notice.

And yet, he's still there.

I will amend my statement to include oatmeal raisin cookies with that frosting drizzle.  I will eat those until I go into a diabetic coma and die happy.

Boys will be boys, eh?

I will fully admit to doing that myself, but to the tune of $5 to $20 - not nearly $200 and definitely not thousands! The differences between expectations of the wealthy and the not can sometimes be so startling in their mundanity.

Oh my god! Look at her! How am I supposed to absorb any information being delivered by such a withered and worn visage? I can only understand the news if it’s delivered by a person that would make the average American male horny!

I am jumping on that bandwagon! A bright spot in an otherwise dark couple years under Trump.

That mouse is so cute I just tried to pet my computer screen.

now that might conceivably rock my agnostic world clean off its axis...

I will never forget this bumpkin rolling across the lawn! 

Like Trump, they only hire the best people.

Hotel gauging is incredible. My mum visited me recently to see an art exhibition, and the hotel she stayed at was offering a $500/night room to tie into the exhibition, including two tickets to see it. She did some quick research though, and a normal room (exact same size) WITH breakfast was $300/night. Tickets to the

Oh my god, yes, this is bullshit. My family had a life-changing experience when they went out for Italian once, and now they have to put raisins, craisins, and/or sunflower seeds in every salad, coleslaw, and Thanksgiving stuffing for the rest of time, and I have to have the, “No, Mom, I do like salad, but this salad

Yup, this right here. All they had to do was look at the hotel’s website (or Expedia, although I personally think Expedia is the devil...that’s a whole ‘nother rant) and compare the base room costs vs. the Goop package. No way do the Goop amenities offered in the package justify the 4500 GBP price. And let’s be

But something had to happen to the *attendee* before they realized this. If Gwenyth had been rude to someone else, they wouldn’t’ve cared. But since Gwenyth was rude to THEM, then they learned the lesson.

Hell, if you just set me up for one of those rooms magically valued at $1,300 a night, I’m sure I could come up with something!

The moral of the story: Stick to politics, GOP