Every single person in that header image has an “omg this guy” face.

 You sound upset they didn't ask you. 

And the GOP controlled Senate agrees to be complicit in every way

 You're not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say. 

Sadly, for the Trumps, Guidelines and Laws seem to blur into one big document that’s entitled, when they read it, “Stuff That Doesn’t Apply to Us.”

I have high hopes for him, too. It bodes well that Melanie is keeping him far away from Trump, and that he looks super-uncomfortable at official functions. The same thing happened with Tiffany, and she seems pretty normal.

Holy shit the French put this out officially???
Well played.

Ivanka  looks like college-me being in over my head at Model United Nations conventions.

At least he didn’t bring Eric.

It may be shocking to some, but being someone’s daughter actually isn’t a career qualification.

“Tribe” but also “squad” 🙄

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I'm so hoping that Baron turns out to be the Ron Reagan Jr of his family.

Oh David. You are underestimating her.

I bet Ivanka thought that went very well.  Oops! 

I talk english so good. I am red blod american and like apple dogs and hot pie.

Not much can be pinned on Barron, yet anyway. But there’s part of me who thinks he might end up being the worst.

To think, the only Trump kid that’s not a national embarrassment is Tiffany, albeit entirely because they don’t let her out of the attic.

or

“Warren 2020:  My kids do their own shit."