While spraying on hair from a can.

And you brought it on yourself, Kevin. 

Ah, you too? That bra seemed so innocent...

Wouldn’t be a good GOP policy if it didn’t scam you at least twice.

I would award her two. Three if she had slugged him.

I first heard the curly hair one in Emily’s Runaway Imagination by Beverly Cleary.

Yep, that one’s genuine lore. They’re called Devil’s Darning Needles.

That is so adorable I cannot stand it.

And George never even saw the thing, let alone climbed it!

Ah, yes. “I’ve made up my mind, don’t confuse me with the facts.”

This is apparently a real problem with pop tarts. If you go to YouTube and put in pop tart fires you can see plenty of examples of toasters turned into blowtorches.

The main reason I wanted a dog as a child was so we could buy that dog food they advertised with the tiny chuck wagon running through the kitchen. I could never understand why nobody tried to capture it.

Man, I only ever heard monsters grabbing you. Your family went straight to the source.

Be my best friend.

Hey, they saved her from a fate worse than death!

This is AWESOME. I love all the Bunnicula books.

My favorite lies were the ones my dad told us about the imaginary menagerie of animals he’d met and/or hired.

So much like the current Vanity Fair, then: 90% ads with three articles interleafed.

Probably around the same time we get the Dump horde to see reason.